what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We have so much sex to catch up on
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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