Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do vagina's smell?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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