U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I want to make a zoo with you.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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