ya dads aren't the best wingmen
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize