Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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