ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
