Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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