she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick