Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
No subtext here. People are naked.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him