hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?