I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad