i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Can't talk, ducks in the car
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
