I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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