Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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