Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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