quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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