My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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