covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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