Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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