White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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