Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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