i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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