Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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