so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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