He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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