He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
