I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.