Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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