Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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