Pappa wants mamma naked
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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