Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just made my gag reflex go away.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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