god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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