Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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