Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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