Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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