no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
