Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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