Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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