i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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