I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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