I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I AM VODKA MAN
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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