Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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