New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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