i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Best friends brother. Beat that.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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