Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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