What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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