And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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