He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
