I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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