I love black thongs
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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