he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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