we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
