Your tits are I can't wait for
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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