I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Randomize
