No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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