I think I died a long time ago.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
