my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
