Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
worst night to have a conscience
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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