Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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